SOCCER FOOTBALL 24H

Tow Mexicans, had accused each other of cheating, and both of them were getting angrier and angrier. ‘I’ll kill you!’ shouted Jose.            Miguel laughed rudely and answered. “You could never kill me, but I could kill you !” “Just try ! “ Jose shouted back. ‘We’ll fight a duel in the park at five o’clock tomorrow morning” ‘No,not in the park’. Miguel answered. ‘The police might see or hear us there. Let’s go out to a quiet place in the country’ ‘All right’, said Jose, “I accept. Let’s go to San Antonio by the first train tomorrow morning. That’s where I usually fight my duels” ‘I do to’ , answered Miguel. The next morning they went to the railway station together, and Jose bought a return ticket, but Miguel bought a single once. “Ho, ho !” said Jose, ‘so you don’t except to return ?  I always get a return ticket” ‘I never do’, answered Miguel calmly.’ I always use my opponent’s other half.’ ...

a four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked : "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?" "Because," his dad explained,"after you ate the skin off, the meat of the apple came into contact with air which caused it to oxidise, thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different color." there were a long silence.  Then the Son asked softly: "Daddy, are you talking to me?" 

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter 's birthday and he had not bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager : " how much is that the new Barbies in the window ?" The manager replied, " which one ? We have , " Barbie goes to the gym" for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, 'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95', 'Barbies goes to the beach for $19.95', 'Barbie goes to the nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00 ." "Why is the Divorced Barbie  $375.00 when all the others are $19.95 ?" Dad ask surprised. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken'boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, and Ken's furniture. " ????  

$chool i$ really great. I am making a lot$ of friend$ and $tudy hard. With all my $tuff,  I $impy can’t think of anything I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t  $ end me a card, a$ I would love hear from you. Love, Your  $on. A week later….the response from dad arrived : Dear  Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmic and oceaNOgraphy are  eNOugh to keep event an hoNOr student busy. Do Not forget that the persuit of knowledge is a Noble task and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad.